Last night we tried to watch Veep and Girls, both new shows on HBO. Both were horribly bad. I felt sad about this because I adore Julia Louis-Dreyfus.

I finished 50 Shades of Grey while walking down the street in NYC yesterday. Yep. I got off the train, had a mere few pages left and refused to put it down. So I did the walk-and-read for 10 city blocks. Sorry to the people who I bumped into along the way. I'm sure you understand.

I immediately started 50 Shades Darker on the train ride home. Hooked immediately.

I ate a lemon berry trifle last night. I realized that for one of these, it's only about 2 WW Pts+. Not too shabby, if you ask me. Thanks again to Angie and The Secret Recipe Club for this one!

We slept with the windows open last night and my hair resulted in a nest of humidity-soaked strands. Yikes.

I still have Easter candy laying around, taunting me at every turn. I'm happy that all of the Reese's eggs are gone though. I ate every single one.

Picnik closed down, but I'm glad I found PicMonkey! Basically the same photo editing functions and I think it actually runs faster and crashes my Computer The Dinosaur less.

Someone in my house is turning 30 next week. Hint: it's not me!

Can't wait to celebrate Shaun's birthday.

My thick head of hair is falling out at an alarming rate. I think I cleaned half a head out of my brush and the shower this morning. How do I still have, even when it falls out like this?!

Yesterday, I did the messy ponytail due to horribly humid weather.

Shaun put together two of our new dressers yesterday. And I am seriously contemplating feigning illness so that I can stay home and organize them. **cough cough**, I mean...nerd alert!

So there's a bit of truth for you on this Tuesday morning.

Now it's your turn!

Dish some dirt!